Last Dive Tradition…the dark, dank, and oh so smelly.

Welcome to lastdivetradition.com, the internet’s only seedy dive bar. We’re serving up room temperature wisdom at Tijuana prices. Pull up a stool at the Bar to hear the latest news and drunken ramblings from the Bartender and other drunken patrons. Up for a game or two? Stumble into The Barcade to learn about the latest video games from the drunks who love them. Too much to drink? Go relieve yourself in the Restrooms where the writing on the wall is philosophical gold.

This is what a dive bar is all about and Last Dive Tradition strives to keep the floor sticky, pint glasses dirty, and prices as low as the titties of the women who drink here! Enjoy.

 

                                            The Bartender

   Welcome young patrons! Are you over 21? Then step inside the bar! If not, then step inside the bar when no one’s looking! My name is Dustin and I’m am the owner and bartender of the internet’s smelliest dive bar, Last Dive Tradition. I opened this joint in 2008 to serve the “other half”. The internet hot spots have become saturated with fancy pants buttholes and sparkling buttons. I wanted a dark simple place, where the rest of us could wander into, enjoy a warm one and have a laugh. My philosophy? If your shoes aren’t stuck to the floor get the hell out of my bar!

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3 Responses to “Last Dive Tradition…the dark, dank, and oh so smelly.”

  1. Cute honey. I bet all the whores will be even more over you once they get a load of this.

  2. Cute honey. I bet all the whores will be even more over you once they get a load of this.

    You have whores on your site? Where can I get some?

  3. veronica sure knows a lot about what whores like. can you teach me?

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