Mila Kunis – Dive Bar Baby Sept. ’08

Mila Kunis is exactly the type of chick you’d like to buy a Pabst in your local watering hole. She’s the total package for any inconsistent drunk who’s not sure what he’s feeling today. On one hand she provides the voice talent for Meg Griffin on the FOX TV show Family Guy. So if you’re in a good mood you could brag that your girl Mila is on one of the funniest shows on the tube today and point out how your buddies’ girl is only on your nerves.

On the other hand, she was also on one of the shittiest shows to ever burn your eyeballs, That 70’s Show. Ewww. So if she pisses you off you could point at her in front of everyone in the bar and say “You suck. Your were on That 70’s show, the suckiest piece of suck that ever sucked! Get me a beer, Suck, or you’ll be on a new show called That Beat Up Girl Show! Man, you suck!” Everyone can feel good about that, right?

 

So here’s a raised beer to you Ms. Kunis. You’re hot as shit and have a checkered job history that plays well into both hands. I would drink warm beer out of your empty shampoo bottle just to smell the interior of your car. Cheers!

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One Response to “Mila Kunis – Dive Bar Baby Sept. ’08”

  1. “I would drink warm beer out of your empty shampoo bottle just to smell the interior of your car. ”

    That just raised the bar for weird stalker-y things to say to babes. Fucking brilliant, sir, you’re doing a great job!

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