Unless you been living on Mars you’ve know that a couple of weeks ago NASA announced that they have discovered evidence of the presence of water flowing on the red planet’s surface as of recently! This was indeed exciting news for both proponents of Mars and fans of water alike.
Today, in an even more astounding story, NASA has dropped another bomb on the American people. Literally. A Mars rover, doing regular recon, discovered a fresh turd on Mars’ dry surface! Not a fossilized butt bomb but a fresh creamy gut pie nestled amongst scatterd surface gravel! Using the rover’s small mechanical arms, scientists gently pushed, pulled, and massaged through the extraintestinal ass candy and discoverd many strange contents amongst the muck. Apparently Martians love corn! Several kernels lay dormant within the confines of this captains log! What does this mean? I think it’s obvious.
Native Americans love corn. They introduced it to the white man and in turn the white man discovered corn’s resiliance in the heat of butt battle. The white man, perhaps because of unrelated circumstances, came to lovingly refer to the Native American as red man. Mars is known as the Red Planet! Red planets are most likely inhabited by red men! This analytical info combined with todays corny discovery only equate to one thing, there’s a Native American with the runs planting fudgenugs on Mars so if there is indeed water there please don’t drink it!